Lonestar Pundit

Hockey Mom for President of the United States of America?

2008-11-03T04:31:00.000-08:00

Ok so here is what woke me up this morning. Sarah Palin says she is ready to become the President of the United States of America because:

1 She was a mayor of a town in Alaska. She is a hockey mom.
2 She was governor of Alaska for 2 years and has an approval rating that is through the roof!
4 She is pro life
5 She's ..... I'm out

So what woke me up is that I live inTexas, home of Friday night lights. For those who don't know, this is like minor league professional football- much the same as hockey in Alaska. But with some slight differences. For instance, on any given Friday night when my local public 5a school is playing in its state of the art Football stadium-complete with a sweet jumbo tron- there are more people on the Home side of the field than in the town Palin was the mayor of. So does that make the PTA President of my local high school team more qualified to be the next President of the United States? Probably - or even more qualified since the PTA pres. has to deal with the visitor side in addition to the football parents, band parents and don't ever forget --the cheerleader parents!

So then about that approval rating.... lets see. She gave all the population of Alaska $1200 dollars for a share of the wealth plan that took money from the rich oil companys and distributed it to all of the population of Alaska, whether they work or not...? Now I got a check from Chesapeake gas that was negotiated by some of my neighbors that got a couple of companies to compete for the business and on my small lot I received a check for $3000+!!! So should I vote for my neighbor! Because his approval rating is through the roof with me!

She is pro life. So am I! So was George Bush, Dick Cheney, George H Bush, Ronald Reagan and a ton of their supporters, judges, senators, representatives.... For how long? And we still have legal abortions. Is she somehow going to be able to get this reversed? Based on the past I'd say no. Why? Because the pro abortion lobbyist are better at playing the legislative game than us! And there is obviously so much money in this that they can afford to pay for their cause! We need to turn the page on this arguement and approach this problem anew!

So that is what scared me awake! For the 4 of you that read this I hope it makes you think!

Don't boo, just vote!!!!!

Economic Woes!

2008-10-05T07:44:00.000-07:00

Ok, so here it is, We have a policy that goes bad and I mean bad(Fannie and Freddie's initiative of making homeowners of the un-credit worthy). Then on the brink of the markets correcting themselves(it is my opinion that if the banks in trouble would have gone under quickly, at the end of the day we would have had 5 or so, large banks still standing that the market could count on) we give 700 Billion to a guy, who, without much direction can support the banks(his friends?) he wants. Ultimately though this will only further destabilize the markets since they still won't know which banks are solid and which ones suck! So here we sit waiting to see what the markets will do Monday.
All I know is that my Congressman Joe Barton voted no! Thank God for men like him. Read his thoughts of doing this.
To be continued.....

NBC- Nobody Believes the Chinese!

2008-08-15T20:12:00.000-07:00

Really!!!!!

So what your saying is that if a gymnast wasn't old enough, her brain wouldn't physiologically speaking, be developed enough to understand the pressure she would be under in say the olympics.

South side Chicago Pastor says "Kids,don't go to School"

2008-07-29T17:06:00.000-07:00

Ok what the.......
So a South side Chicago pastor recommends that the families of these students don't send their children to school on the first day of school????? Because if they don't go they will loose 18 million in funding!

Please if there is a pastor in South Chicago with a clue stand up!

McCain=Obama=Bush=Clinton=Reagan...

2008-07-19T08:22:00.000-07:00

So, I have a prediction... It doesn't matter who becomes President, the taxes are going to go down, the forces are going to continue to stay in the middle east, and we are going to "leave Iraq".

Matthew 22:1-14 The Wedding feast

2008-06-18T04:58:00.000-07:00

So Jesus is telling the story of the king, who through a wedding party for his son, and no one would show up. So the told the servants to go pick up anybody that they saw on the street and ask them to come. So they did. The king checked it out and saw one guy who wasn't properly dressed and sent him to "hell"(message version) and make sure he doesn't get back in. The punch line of the story is "many get invited but only a few make it."
So I am hearing a couple of things here:
1 Jesus was getting more and more pointed with his critisim of the Jewish religious heiarchy. This story and the preceding stories are in your face attacks on how the Jewish church was acting at the time.
2. Jesus was telling all... The kingdom is wide open. Everybody, I mean everybody is getting invited in. Whether I know you or not(and by the way I find it strange that the groom in the story has no friends).
3. Don't think just because you were invited you can show up any way you want. There are expectations that are going to dress right, (know how to act) and if you can't do this you will be asked to leave. ( do you think Jesus said "ship them to hell" the next sentence is and make sure he doesn't get back in? Seems heavy handed for the author to throw this in. I think he probably ment "kicked out". And I would think that that next line is the authors privledge also. I don't think you get banashed forever.)

So what do you think:
Was this political? Did Jesus feel like he had no friends? Do you get kicked out of heaven for showing up with tattos and dirty hats? If everybody is invited then what if you dress/act in a way that is socially unacceptable for the culture of the party? And who gets to determine this? I mean that if I get invited to a party and they are eating monkey brains....I'm out!

The real Easter Story!

2008-03-22T19:21:00.000-07:00

“An act of betrayal,” said James Carville, an adviser to Mrs. Clinton and a friend of Mr. Clinton. Carville is angry about the treatment his savior is getting. The GP has the rest on this Easter Story.

Hell has no fury like a woman....

2008-03-20T19:58:00.000-07:00

Kicked out of the New Jersey Governors mansion!

Dina Matos McGreevey is pissed and rightfully so. She is mad because she didn't get to ride in the official Helecopter so the former Governor owes her 600k. What an outrage! In the emortal words of Jeremiah Wright, "God Damn, America!" Yahoo has the story.

Ricin update....."It was for self defense"....

2008-03-17T20:26:00.000-07:00

Right. Now that's funny!

The Mercury News has the complete details. The Fresno Bee has the latest on the interagation of the suspect. The man who needed the ricin for personal defense...? Like a gun? Stop or I'll sprinkle ricin on you...provided it doesn't kill me first?

Crazy old Ed.....maybe not.

2008-03-17T16:47:00.000-07:00

Ed Wallace "Hippie car nut"

So here I am looking at the Automotive section of the Fort Worth Star Telegram and my man Ed Wallace has this rant in there Sunday. There is a real situation on the horizon and it has nothing to do with terrorists. It has to do with the economy and if you don't believe Ed, Warren Buffet has a hot sports opinion about this situation in his BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC. 2007 annual shareholder letter.

To the Shareholders of Berkshire Hathaway Inc.: Our gain in net worth during 2007 was $12.3 billion, which increased the per-share book value of both our Class A and Class B stock by 11%. Over the last 43 years (that is, since present management took over) book value has grown from $19 to $78,008, a rate of 21.1% compounded annually.* Overall, our 76 operating businesses did well last year. The few that had problems were primarily those linked to housing, among them our brick, carpet and real estate brokerage operations. Their setbacks are minor and temporary. Our competitive position in these businesses remains strong, and we have firstclass CEOs who run them right, in good times or bad. Some major financial institutions have, however, experienced staggering problems because they engaged in the “weakened lending practices” I described in last year’s letter. John Stumpf, CEO of Wells Fargo, aptly dissected the recent behavior of many lenders: “It is interesting that the industry has invented new ways to lose money when the old ways seemed to work just fine.” You may recall a 2003 Silicon Valley bumper sticker that implored, “Please, God, Just One More Bubble.” Unfortunately, this wish was promptly granted, as just about all Americans came to believe that house prices would forever rise. That conviction made a borrower’s income and cash equity seem unimportant to lenders, who shoveled out money, confident that HPA – house price appreciation – would cure all problems. Today, our country is experiencing widespread pain because of that erroneous belief. As house prices fall, a huge amount of financial folly is being exposed. You only learn who has been swimming naked when the tide goes out – and what we are witnessing at some of our largest financial institutions is an ugly sight.

How Low Can she go?

2008-03-03T10:29:00.001-08:00

Well just when you thought that Hillary couldn't or wouldn't hit lower she hits Obama in the knees, or maybe the ankles.... Check out what she had to say on 60 minutes about Obama's religious beliefs the GP has the story.

Previously:

You Thought The pj's were shameful...You aint seen nothin Yet!

SHAMEFUL!!!!

"That's all Folks"

Roger Von Bergendorff is Mr. Ricin?

2008-03-03T05:24:00.000-08:00

The authorities are looking at Roger Von Bergendorff's house today in Utah. It's always nice when the nut isn't from Texas. But don't count us out yet, it's early... Las Vegas Now has the latest updates! The Kansas City Star has more with his cousin Thomas Tholen in Utah. News 8 has background info on Von Bergendorff ,the former greeting card artist, from San Diego where he used to live.

So it seems we have the who: Roger Von Berendorff

So why?

Who else?

Where'd he get it? Cause I don't think he was manufacturing this from the raw beans he had.?

And What was his end game?

Previously:

Filling in the blanks.....

You Thought The pj's were shameful...You aint seen nothin Yet!

2008-03-02T11:20:00.000-08:00

Well Hill has changed here rheteric from fear to shameful. This was her speach this hour on CNN. Un-believeable!

Previously:

SHAMEFUL!!!!

"That's all Folks"

Senator Dianne Feinstein "Its easy to hit at a Woman!"

2008-03-02T07:47:00.000-08:00

On Fox news Sunday morning Dianne Feinstein says that Hillary is being discriminated against and imply's that she is a weak victim whom can't protect herself..... Wow, let the back hands fly freely men! This a dangerous position to take since it will be hard to make the assertion that the leader of the free world can't take care of herself and needs someone to stand up for her. It really makes one wonder about the mind set of Hillary. Does she have the mind set of the abused wife? Is she punchy do to her life with a sex addict husband who I gotta believe not only abused her with their most sacred element of their marraige, but also has shown in this election that he is psychologically abusive! Poor Hill.

Are you Fired Up...Are you Ready to go??

2008-03-01T21:09:00.000-08:00

We went to see the Rock Star Obama this week in Fort Worth and you can't imagine how crazy it was...At one point the liberal sitting next to me asked "Do you suppose this is how Jesus felt?"

What a crazy night, I learned a lot about the Democrats, and the process. From working the line to ushering folks to their seats. I'd love to work a McCain event so I could compare the crowd, the organization and the excitement level. Stay tuned.

SHAMEFUL!!!!

2008-03-01T20:43:00.000-08:00

Hillery....really!!!!????? GP has this latest development from the Clinton political machine.

So this is how you want to go out? Obviously she is in a panic. And I'll bet she has more where this came from.

Filling in the blanks.....

2008-03-01T08:29:00.000-08:00

They found ricin in the possession of a nut in Vegas. But where did he get it? That is the blank. Help me fill that in. Ap has the general info. One man is sick in the Hospital we'll call him Mr. Ricin after staying in the Extended Stay in(what you do in Vegas stays in Vegas...but really staying at the extended stay?) but his buddy was at a different hotel the Excaliber.

Facts about ricin.

Blanks to fill in:
Why were they in Vegas?
Why were they staying at different Hotels?
If there wasn't any ricin in the room at the Extended Stay when the Police searched the room 2 days ago, where did he get it and where did he keep it?
Who did he get it from?
What was he going to do with it?

I will edit this post as reliable info comes in. Stay tuned!

Today 3-2-08 we get more good info about the why from the Las Vegas Sun.

"That's all Folks"

2008-02-26T17:18:00.000-08:00

Hillary got smoked again, Obama is a "Bad Man" and smoked her in the debate again tonight. Hill is reeling.... This leaves the obvious questions:
1. Is she really crazy?
2. Will she ever run again, or will she realize that she is a side show?
3. How will this affect her Senate career?
4. How mad is she that she won't be getting her Holiday, Presidents day, Valentines Day, Barack day, but no Hill day:(

What are You?

2008-02-20T05:29:00.001-08:00

Are you a DEMOCRAT, a REPUBLICAN, or a SOUTHERNER?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

T he answer can be found by posing the following question:

You' re walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you
are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

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DEMOCRAT'S Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done any-
thing to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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REPUBLICAN'S Answer:

BANG!

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SOUTHERNER'S Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You ain't taking THAT to the Taxidermist!

How to Steal an Election

2008-02-17T09:27:00.001-08:00

These are the steps one has to take to steal an election. First, have a system in place that will give your buddies and other like minded individuals more of a say. Oh I don't know lets call them Super Delegates.
UNPLEDGED AND PLEDGED PARTY LEADERS AND ELECTED OFFICIAL
DELEGATES
A. The procedure to be used for certifying unpledged party leader and elected official delegates is as
follows:
Not later than March 1, 2008, the Secretary of the Democratic National Committee shall officially
confirm to each State Democratic Chair the names of the following unpledged delegates who
legally reside in their respective state and who shall be recognized as part of their state’s
delegation unless any such member has publicly expressed support for the election of, or has
endorsed, a presidential candidate of another political party:
1. The individuals recognized as members of the DNC (as set forth in Article Three,
Sections 2 and 3 of the Charter of the Democratic Party of the United States); and,
2. The Democratic President and the Democratic Vice President of the United
States, if applicable; and,
3. All Democratic members of the United States House of Representatives and all
Democratic members of the United States Senate; and,
4. The Democratic Governor, if applicable; and,
5. All former Democratic Presidents, all former Democratic Vice Presidents, all
former Democratic Leaders of the U.S. Senate, all former Democratic Speakers of
the U.S. House of Representatives and Democratic Minority Leaders, as applicable, and
all former Chairs of the Democratic National Committee.
B. Following the selection of district-level delegates, and prior to the selection of pledged party
leader and elected official delegates, unpledged add-on delegates shall be selected according to
the following procedures:
1. Unpledged add-on delegates may be selected by either the same selecting body
which will select the state’s party leader and elected official delegates, or by the
same selecting body which will select the state’s at-large delegates and alternates.
2. The equal division and affirmative action provisions of Rule 10.A. apply to the
selection of unpledged add-on delegates.
3. The list from which the selecting body chooses the unpledged add-on delegates
shall contain the same minimum number of names for every such add-on position
to be filled as the minimum number of names required by the state’s delegate
selection plan to remain on the list of bona fide supporters for each at-large and
pledged party leader and elected official delegate pursuant to Rule 12.E.(2).
4. Unpledged add-on delegates are not entitled to alternates, and neither shall the
delegation be entitled to a replacement, except in the case of death.
Then attack the other candidate first with his inexperience, if that doesn't work go to the the things he says about you and then attack him for you attacking him?!? And if none of this works call him a terrorist and show pictures of him in a dress.

Anybody Got a Match?!

2008-02-16T08:04:00.000-08:00

Anybody got a match?!

The GP has the rest of the story

So the Democrats got happy tonight?

2008-01-31T21:20:00.000-08:00

So why do I sit through the civil Democrat debate? I hate civility. I wanted to see Barac bait Hill into a fight. It seems like they were instructed to be civil, because if they blow each other up their supporters will vote Republican. How discusting. And unfortunately for Barrac he ends up looking weak against Hill.

Hello

2008-01-16T18:02:00.000-08:00

Hi,
This is my first post. I dont' know if this is going to be anything but I need to see if I can edit this program for my Bro. The GATEWAY PUNDIT.